Well, actually probably that woman who's Botoxing her 8 year old.
But second, most definitely is: ME!!
Though my camera phone is doing no justice to the lovely shade of RED that surrounds my awesome tan lines, do not be fooled. I do not tan. That is a cranberry-colored wound on my back form where I allowed myself to be sun-raped.
Don't even worry that an hour and a half before this picture was taken I was giving Ben a hard time about not putting sunscreen on his face. "My nose isn't gonna get burned because I have SPF!" That's what I get for being an asshole I guess.
In case you were wondering, Ben also took a heavy beating but already today his has begun to fade into a nice shade of Mexican.
